Naked Pictures of Ann Coulter
It is that time of the month again when I look through my statistics and see what is bringing an average of 107 visitors a day to my blog. My favorite of the month “naked pictures of Ann Coulter.” I have no naked pictures of Ann Coulter on my blog. I do have one picture from the cover of her book “Treason” on my blog, where I compare her cover to that of the cover of the Roald Dahl book “Witches,” but no, no pictures of the blonde, psychopathic “columnist” exist on this site. in fact, I’m sure you really aren’t going to find any naked pictures of Ann Coulter anywhere on the internet. not that i have looked, I just have a feeling that if she did have REAL naked pictures on the Internet, Al Franken would have published them in his book.
Anyway, now that I have cleared that up, this is a list of what you freaks look for that brings — most likely becoming dispondent upon realizing that I do not have a cache of pictures of Sean Hannity banging Ann Coulter up the ass while Tucker Carlson hangs out in the background wishing he could be part of the bowtie — (that was lewd, I apologize, not really) you to my blog.
1. “Howard Dean” “failure to catch” – I’m not sure what this means. Maybe it was people trying to find info on where Dean stood concerning Bush’s failure to catch Osama?
2. “Paris Hilton Video” – I don’t think I have ever mentioned this on my site, I don’t know how I ended up being part of this search.
3. “Old Blue Eyes Memorial” – This is probably people trying to find out who is part of the dead pool I am in each year
4. “Iraq vs Vietnam” – I wrote a few articles a while back crunching some numbers
5. “Brit Hume” – Nice! There is nothing I want more than when people look for Brit Hume on the Internet, they find my blog.
6. “Mission Accomplished” – Well, we all know what this is about.
7. “Holly Golightly” – I wrote a review of a Holly Golightly show when I first moved to Madison
8. “Don’t be afraid you have just got your eyes closed” – This is a title of a Mum song that I quoted in a title.
9. “wheelchair sex” – This is great. It keeps coming up month after month. Someday, my blog, will be a leader in wheelchair sex just as it will be a leader in naked pictures of Ann Coulter.
10. “british sea power” – Are they looking for the band or the historical reference.
11. “hard as soft porn” – This is a MC Chris lyric I quoted once.
12. “Strom Thurmond” – yep, me and Strom…
13. “dean back pain” – The reason Dean didn’t go to ‘Nam.
14. “Glore Psychiatric Museum” – In St. Joseph. An amazing, interesting, educational museum.
15. “Alien, Predator” – I wrote about the movie
16. “dunkin donuts arab american” – I worte about that hoax that some jingoistic bastard printed about an arab american that worked at Dunkin Donuts burning a flag or something.
17. “What to tip for a haircut” – huh. Now where did that come from?
Then the rest are all people coming here from other blogs and such places. Not as interesting as it has been in the past.
wondering if and when naked pictures of ann coulter will hit the internet makes me think a bit more globally about naked pictures. how do all these people have naked pictures of themselves to even hit the internet? how many of us really have naked pictures of ourselves available out there to even make it ON the internet?