Why is Obama reluctant to kill the Zombie Banks threatening our economy?
I have to disagree with Arianna Huffington. If there is one segment I would trust more than any with credit it is the Zombie population. Lacking a need for sleep, zombies make excellent workers and therefore have a high productivity rate. Any business that employs zombies is likely to weather this financial storm better than others because they can depend on one zombie to work multiple shifts. That means an undead worker is more likely to hold onto a job then a living worker. If I were a bank I’d much rather offer credit to someone who can hold onto a job. Without the Zombie Banks, who will extend that credit?
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